• Andrew
• Jul 28,2008
• In: Technology

Microsoft Lies to Users— and they start to love Vista?

Microsoft has developed a master plan to inspire people to switch over to Windows Vista by lying. What else is new?

The company told a few selected Windows XP users that they had given them a new version of Windows to use known codenamed “Mojave.”" They used Mojave for some time and when Microsoft asked them about their experience, over ninety percent said they were impressed with what they saw and liked it.

Then Microsoft lol’d and announced to them they had been using Windows Vista all along.

Now Microsoft plans to use this to market Vista somehow… they have video footage of the users going “Wow!” and stuff like that. XP Users saying they love Vista can be a serious rightward turn for Microsoft’s marketing strategy, but let me tell you, I’m an XP user however I use Vista when I need to use my Sister or Brother’s computer because they have it. It does nothing but frustrate me.

It’s kind of impressive that by now people can’t identify they’re using Vista… I mean, you’d have to be so oblivious that you wouldn’t even be able to tell if you’re a boy or girl or some weird kind of weird and impotent spawn that we’ll just refer to as “Humans Millenium Edition.”