• Cameron
• Jan 23,2008
• In: Videos

Tegus = Epic Lizards

Here we see a man fondeling his lizards to get unearthly joy that he doesn’t get from little boys. No, not really. I totally need to get one of these though. They’re all like “dooood come plays wit meeee’s” and he’s like “no doods I iz busys” and they’s like, “nooooo doooooodss plaayyy wit meehhhh.” These things are so damn fat too… if I ever get one I want it to be the fattest of them all so I can wake up and laugh at it every morning.