Why Smart People Don’t Work Out

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You know you’ve been working too hard when your balls begin to hurt you. Oh… was that a funny? I think so! Come on, laugh with me people… (or not)

Super Fun Time At Circuit City!

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This is the clip my friend Marty took of the Black Friday opening at circuit city.
It’s at 5 am in the morning, and the line is HUGE! We reached our max store capacity of 500 people in the store over a dozen times during the day. It was CRAZY and to top it off I [...]

The Pope is against bombing Iran.

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He must be one of them Islamofascists, or at least this Time article appears to suggest so.
The inevitable condemnations:
1. The Vatican is part of “Old Europe”
2. Benedict was a Hitler Youth as a child
3. Weren’t some French people popes once?
4. We heard that Benedict was once a Hitler youth
5. Pius XII was Hitler’s Pope
6. All [...]

Normalizing the volume of all your MP3’s? Easier than it seems.

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Today I was tired of the music volume going up and down after each MP3 on my computer, so of course naturally google a way to solve my problem. [...]

Super Mario Galaxy

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MARIO IN SPAAAAAAAACE. You may think it’s another Mario game but just wait until your face melts off due to it’s awesomeness.

Magical Game Review: Halo 3

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I present to you the most magical gaming review since that guy cursed about Super Monkey Ball on YouTube. Halo 3 is the most amazing game ever…NOT. Yeah that’s right you heard me. I don’t think Halo 3 is the greatest game ever. But it also isn’t a bad game per se, but any real [...]

Let’s Butcher History: The Cold War

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This recent cold drop in temperature reminds me of a special time period. No, it’s not the war of 1812, but the Cold War. Ha ha. Get it?

Just a day in the Park…

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So uh, yesterday me and a friend of mine went to the park because we were bored. I of course had to ride the little caterpillar… enjoy?

Let’s Butcher History: Christopher Columbus

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This week’s Time Capsule involves a guy who almost killed off a whole race, was a dick to all of his followers, and he wrote a bunch of books.Yeah, that’s right, I’m talking about that asshole Christopher Columbus. You might disagree with me, but I shall prove you wrong. He was a guy who [...]

Invasion (2007)

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I’ve decided to review this movie for only a FEW reasons. Knowing me and my attitude these days, I never really go to the movie theater because there’s nothing out that’s good. Sadly, somehow managed to this movie…I don’t know how.

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